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Friday, May 15, 2009
hey people i m with my random blur cousins now... so we thought we'd do something for your entertainment...or maybe not... its lame la... the stupid pink dinosaur story we did before the djs came to our school.... yeahhhh... something like that...
One day, there lived a girl named Maximum,
who was actually a guy,
who liked gardening
tomatoes and berries.
He had a pet lizard who thought it was a dog.
[it was not potty-trained. neither was Maximum]
it was called cookie.
One day, cookie did a biggie
on Maximum's bed,
while he/she was asleep.
hey i got another short story riddle thingy...
its easier than what ya'll got in class but its fun....
you can just write out the answers on my tagboard...
A husband and wife are explorers, and they go to Antarctica one year to research and get seperated from the rest of the expedition. They get lucky on the first day and manage to hunt down a seal, make a fire, and eat the seal meat, but that runs out after a week or so. Since the husband was the one who'd hunted the seal, the wife decides to go out hunting for meat. She returns with the meat, limping.
She hands the meat to her husband, who asks her what it is and why she's limping. She says brightly, "Penguin meat. I walked really far to get it." Amused, they set down to eat. The wife then goes hunting after a few days again, as she knows where the penguins roost. This time she comes back in just half a day, though she looks just as tired as the other time. She gives the meat to her husband, and tells him to finish it all, saying she already ate some.
Two days later, the wife dies. The husband takes up her bundled-up-blankets body and tosses it into the sea for a burial. As he does that, his luck turns and he spots his expedition ship. He manages to get back safely home.
Several years later, he is eating at a high-class restaurant. He is served some food he has never tasted in his life before. Curious, he asks the head waiter what it is.
"Penguin meat," the waiter replies.
Hearing that, the husband's eyes go wide and he leaps out the fourth-floor window to his death.
Why?
yeah well.. thats as far as we got before kamini ran screaming and plopped herself on the biggie-fied bed...and started singing Miley Cyrus...welll... they re weird la...she thinks miley cyrus is MIKEY cyrus... and shes currently messing up my hair.. ok i gotta go .. cuz su wants to use facebook.. and shes killing me... blame her!!
posted at 10:03 PM
ALYSSA;